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Is this thing on?

Thinking about the nature of my actions on the internet, and in life in general, do I really ever create content?  or is it all just commentary on existing content.

I am not sure if I have had an original thought in my life, which is my excuse for not updating the Year In Lists.  I just have nothing original to say in my mind.

I think this due to the book Anathem, which is about the characters living in isolation and coming up with their own unique ideas inside their own heads.  I wonder if I could do that?

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Things This Shit Is About

  • Not Pants
  • Not Shirts
  • Definitely Not Hair
  • Having A Good Fucking Time
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Things I Should Be Doing

  • Writing An Essay
  • Sleeping
  • Drinking More
  • Math
  • Waking Up Soon
  • Realizing It Is Six AM

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Four Words To Choke Upon

  1. Look
  2. At
  3. Me
  4. Now

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In The Last Two Months I -

  • Spent A Good Deal Of Money
  • Made Less Than A Good Deal Of Money
  • Played Many Videogames
  • Made Some Great Friends
  • Started Doing Better In Class
  • Started To Become An Optimist
  • Became Unsure About Enjoying My Work
  • Started This Blog
  • Saw Some Concerts
  • Got Over A Crush
  • Began To Enjoy Life More

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Possible Reasons Why I Have Not Updated As Much As I Should

  • Having Rough Sex With Your Mom
  • Beating Every Game Ever
  • Hunting Red October In The Ocean
  • In Prison For Being A Menace To Society
  • Filming The Story Of My Life
  • Finding Out True Love Is Blind
  • Thrown Into A Mental Institution
  • All I Wanted Was A Fucking Pepsi
  • Totally Fucking Forgot About It
  • Researching Content
  • Was Out Of Ideas
  • Plugged The Internet Tubes With Porn
  • Vacation On Mars
  • Had To Deal With Some Big Trouble In Little China
  • Training With Kung Fu Master
  • Was Frozen In Carbonite By Boba Fett
  • Was Stuck In The World Of Warcraft

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How It Works

  • I Write Things
  • You Read Them
  • You Laugh
  • You Comment
  • Or I Cut Your Nipples Off

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Fuck You Starbucks

Starbucks goes (RED).

Join us for World AIDS Day. On Dec 1, buy any hand-crafted beverage and we’ll give 5¢ to the Global Fund to help save lives in Africa.

  • Starbucks Overcharges
  • This Won’t Make A Difference
  • If Starbucks Wanted To Make A Fucking Difference, They Would Donate A Portion Every Day, Every Fucking Day
  • It’s Just A Way For Lazy Fucks To Feel Like They Are Making A Fucking Difference Without Doing Anything
  • Fucking Marketing Based On The Concept Of Charity
  • The Cost To Produce Limited Edition Red Cups And Advertising For The Event Probably Cost Somewhere Over 1 Million Dollars
  • If You Buy Into This, You Are A Fucking Tool.
  • This Red Shit Is Based On Using Consumerism To Try And Make The World Better
  • It Somehow Makes Me Sick That The Only Way That People Want To Heal The World Is By Purchasing Products
  • Skip The Consumerism Give Direct
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Fuck You George Lucas

  • Your Scripts Are Crap
  • You Suck At Directing
  • Refrigerators Do Not Stop Nuclear Blasts
  • The Clone Wars Is Shit
  • Darth Vader Is Only Cool AS Darth Vader
  • Han Shot First
  • Ewoks Are Still Retarded
  • Empire Strikes Back Is Still The Best One
  • You Should Have Never Made The Prequels
  • Lucasarts Was Better Before It Became Star Wars Only Games
  • Quit Writing Scripts
  • Quit Writing Plots
  • Stay The Fuck Away From Cameras
  • Become A Producer
  • Your Career As An Artist Peaked Before I Was Conceived
  • Tell Spielberg To Quit Shitting Out Movies As Well
  • Kill Yourself
  • Via Lightsaber
  • Up Your Ass
  • It Will Be Easier Than Blowing Up A Death Star
  • Instead Of The Force, Use Anal Lube
  • Quit Raping My Childhood
  • In Your Suicide Note, Declare The Prequels To Be Non-Cannon
  • By Doing That, I Will Not Dig Up Your Grave

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